yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We are two peas in an std pod
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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