my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Randomize
