you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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