Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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