remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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