I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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