How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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