i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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