that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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