i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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