everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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