My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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