In the future we'll all be gay
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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