i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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