Don't you send me to vm
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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