sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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