Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How drunk are you?
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