I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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