R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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