How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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