it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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