After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
