the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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