he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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