What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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