CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So. Much. Porn.
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