Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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