Little spoons don't ask big questions
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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