He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
honey bunches of taint.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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