i just had sex bonerless
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
