Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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