Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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