Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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