she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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