it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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