White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Someone signed my nipple.
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