my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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