***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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