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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i dont even know how to be here
porn star boner night. come get it.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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