what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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