Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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