covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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