Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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