the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
