marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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