Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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