you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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