Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
