you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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