between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
