You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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