If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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