So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
