You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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