you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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