Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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