There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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